Friday, June 15, 2012

Looking for a fight

(I am pissed and venting and quite mad so use caution if you are not safe)

My blog will probably be quiet for a while as I work through all this car accident stuff.

No "stuff" is the wrong word (DELETED) is what I want to say. "Stuff" makes it sound all fluffy and nice.

Having someone run a red light and smash your vehicle and injure you is not fluffy - stuff.

Its boiling oil  tossed over the castle wall on you, when you were minding your own business.

I am trying to be patient and civil, but I am nearing the "UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!!!" thresh hold for my good nature.

I am not nice when I get backed into a corner and forced to fight.

I was the victim in the accident....so why am I having to FIGHT the ()&^%$@#$%^&*& insurance company to get my truck repaired. SHE HIT ME. SHE WAS TICKETED. WHAT THE FLIPPING HELL IS THE PROBLEM?!!

Its been a month and 3 days. I am tired of calling and asking to be called back and ignored.

I NEED MY ()&^%$#$%^&*()*&^%$ TRUCK TO WORK AND HELP SUPPORT MY FAMILY.
I NEED MY #$%^&*&^%$^&*(&^^&* BLEEPING ELBOW TO WORK CAUSE MY HANDS ARE ALL I GOT LEFT TO USE TO WORK WITH.

I take my truck in to get the repair estimate and it was all about the cosmetic damage. I was stunned.

I DON'T CARE THAT ITS GOING TO COST 4600 TO MAKE MY TRUCK PRETTY AGAIN - I WANT TO KNOW IF ITS SAFE TO DRIVE AND THAT I AM NOT ENDANGERING MY LIFE, MY KIDS LIVES, OTHER DRIVERS LIVES BY DRIVING IT.

IS THE FRAME BENT?...IS THE TOW PACKAGE SOUND?....DID THE IMPACT DAMAGE THE 700+ BREAK JOB WE JUST HAD DONE THE PREVIOUS WEEK? AM I DOING MORE DAMAGE TO IT DRIVING IT RIGHT NOW?

When they sold me the truck the sales man started telling me all about the stereo and then he showed me the cup holders. I looked him square in the eyes and told him. "Show me one more girly-girl thing and you will loose this sale. I don't care it can hold two cups, I want to know that the kids I will be hauling around are safe. Start with the brakes and convince me this is a good vehicle."

PRETEND THESE D-CUPS ARE TESTICLES I WEAR ON MY CHEST AND TREAT ME AS SUCH.

I have 8 brothers. I was raised by wolves. I have an older sister who forged me into the ultimate weapon. I am nobody you want tracking you as you are fleeing the prison camp. And that is me on a good day.

Car insurance people. you will not will this war of wills.

I have fought bigger enemies than you.

If your looking for a fight, I say bring it on. Your client injured my sword arm, silly her....you have to KILL P's to silence them.

1 comment:

  1. 'Pretend these D-Cups are testicles' is maybe the greatest single line ever written in any blog, anywhere.

    Hope you get them in line soon.

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