Gold medal performance 2002 Sibling Olympics

Being born when I was had its advantages. One of the greatest things about it, was the lack of things to do. No cable, no internet, dirt had just been invented and only rich families could afford it etc. So to entertain ourselves we did psych experiments on each other used our imaginations.

One branch of that tree was the Out funning the other category. The rules are simple: be funnier than your sibling.

Here is my entry in the Summer 2002  Sibling Olympics.

Email to family:

August 6, 2002

Now I have been thinking....I am a writer, why can't I write my own ask friends/family/internet a zillion questions questionnaire to circulate on the internet? So here it is. Please fill it in and send it back.

Love you all, P.

1. Which credit card is your favorite/has the biggest credit allowance?

2. What is the number?

3. When does it expire?

4. Where do you bank?

5. What is your saving account #?

6. Pass words/PIN #'s?

7. Where do you keep the valuables in your house?

8. When will you be gone next?

9. Do you have an alarm/BIG dog?

To which my big sister promptly replies:

Otay, I fill it out nice, yor sistuh me

1. Which credit card is your favorite/has the biggest credit allowance?

De one wit de shiny face

2. What is the number?

tee for five

3. When does it expire?

It's still alive

4. Where do you bank?

At de bank

5. What is your saving account #?

De bank lady she no dat

6. Pass words/PIN #'s?

Please and thank you

7. Where do you keep the valuables in your house?

Do yew meen da family jewels?

8. When will you be gone next?

I be gone mos of de time fisshin'

9. Do you have an alarm/BIG dog?

De dog he be big dog, he don't set de alarm he can't work de buttons.

BOOM! I was knocked out of medal contention and my sisters flawless performance wins the gold with a 10's across the board!!